popgoesmyculture asked: I wish I could get my dog to sit still long enough to put stuff on his head, but he'd have it on the floor and in tatters before I even clicked the shutter.

We have been training him constantly with a clicker and rewards-based treats since he was a puppy.   I really do believe that any dog can do what he does (he’s pretty wild) but it took us a lot of training classes to get there!  :)

Anonymous asked: This blog is horrible. I understand that you think its fine, or that the dog doesn't mind or whatever, but what you're doing isn't fair for a dog or any animal come to that matter. I don't mean to sound out of order, and i've never given hate on Tumblr, but you should really stop posting photos and treating your dog like that. Its disgusting.

HA HA HA you are an idiot, so I am publishing this to make fun of you.

Tortilla chip on my dog’s head

Tortilla chip on my dog’s head

Tortilla chip on my dog’s head.

Tortilla chip on my dog’s head.

We were practicing at the Vet’s office.  He bit someone last time so now they muzzle him, and his file is stamped DANGEROUS   :(    He just gets very nervous at the vet’s office.  We like our new vet, though, Dr. Gaffney, so I’ll keep requesting that we see him from now on.   Also, they had a white kitten with TWO DIFFERENT COLORED EYES, I had to physically restrain myself from taking that kitten home with me, I have always wanted one.

We were practicing at the Vet’s office.  He bit someone last time so now they muzzle him, and his file is stamped DANGEROUS   :(    He just gets very nervous at the vet’s office.  We like our new vet, though, Dr. Gaffney, so I’ll keep requesting that we see him from now on.   Also, they had a white kitten with TWO DIFFERENT COLORED EYES, I had to physically restrain myself from taking that kitten home with me, I have always wanted one.

Xanax on my dog’s head.  (No xanax was administered to dog.  Just to me.)

Xanax on my dog’s head.  (No xanax was administered to dog.  Just to me.)

Milkbone on my dog’s head.

Milkbone on my dog’s head.

Kong Genius on my dog’s head.  (His favorite new toy.  If you have a heavy duty chewer, buy them one!)

Kong Genius on my dog’s head.  (His favorite new toy.  If you have a heavy duty chewer, buy them one!)

Popcorn on my dog’s head!

Popcorn on my dog’s head!

Tiny Elephant!

Tiny Elephant!

His own dog dinner on his head!

His own dog dinner on his head!

Darius, the Whirling Dervish.  He was very excited and wanted to do all his tricks at once.

My sad, pathetic lunch.   Interruption by his Arch Nemesis, The Bunny, means that this photo almost did not happen.   

My sad, pathetic lunch.   Interruption by his Arch Nemesis, The Bunny, means that this photo almost did not happen.   

Steamed dumpling!

Steamed dumpling!

A shot glass on my dog’s head.  (It was a rough day. I drank the tequila —- I didn’t trust him not to spill it.  So this is water. Which he didn’t spill!  Next time I’ll do Tequila on my dog’s head.)

A shot glass on my dog’s head.  (It was a rough day. I drank the tequila —- I didn’t trust him not to spill it.  So this is water. Which he didn’t spill!  Next time I’ll do Tequila on my dog’s head.)